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Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round! I present to you the eighth wonder of the world, a marvel of engineering prowess: the 2013 Audi Q7 TDI Wagon. This isn't just any car, my friends. No, this is a spaceship on wheels, a veritable chariot of the gods, a mobile throne for the discerning monarch of the motorway!

Now, I know what you're thinking, ''A 2013 model? Isn't that a bit... vintage?'' Oh, dear customer, this is no ordinary 2013 model. This is the Audi Q7 TDI Wagon, a paragon of timeless elegance and style. It’s like a fine wine, only getting better with age. Sure, it's got a few miles on it - 171,000 kms to be precise - but those are all highway miles, baby! This fine specimen has been lovingly driven on the open road, its 6-cylinder engine humming like a well-oiled symphony.

Exterior wise, this wagon is as white as a fresh snowfall on a crisp winter morning, a blank canvas for your road-trip adventures. It’s a Sports Automatic, which means even if you can't drive stick, this baby will have you shifting gears like a pro. And let's not even get started on the Sports Tiptronic 8-speed quattro. It’s like having the power of a stallion with the grace of a ballet dancer, honestly, it's poetry in motion!

Inside, it’s a roomy 7-seater, perfect for driving the kids to school, or, for when you finally start that indie band you’ve been talking about. There's more space in there than in a clown car. And speaking of clowns, this car runs on diesel, so you'll get more miles to the gallon than a clown gets laughs at a circus.

But enough about the car, let's talk about the services we offer. Need finance? Our team has more number-crunchers than a math convention. We've got you covered! Want to take it for a test drive? Be our guest! We encourage joy rides (within the speed limit, of course). Have an old clunker you want to trade in? We welcome all trade-ins, no matter how ugly they are. We're like the car equivalent of a home for wayward pets.