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Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to the 2015 Audi A5 8T Sportback 5dr S tronic 7sp quattro 2.0T [MY15], or as we like to call it in the car industry, 'the car with the longest name ever'. This beauty is more than just a mouthful of a name. It's a hatchback that's got style, speed, and a serious need for a nickname.

First things first, let's talk colour. This Audi is white. Not just any white, but the kind of white that makes you squint when the sun hits it just right. It's like a snowball fight on wheels. And with a body as sleek and stylish as this one, you'll be turning heads faster than a chiropractor on a coffee break.

Under the hood, you'll find a 4-cylinder engine that purrs like a kitten with a belly full of tuna. It's smooth, powerful, and still has plenty of life left in it, despite the 152,325 kms on the odometer. But don't worry, this isn't a mid-life crisis car. It's more like a 'I've seen some things, but I'm still ready for adventure' car.

This hatchback comes with a sports automatic dual clutch transmission. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'Well, that's a lot of words.' And you're right. But what it really means is that this car is built for performance. It's like a circus acrobat: nimble, flexible, and always ready for a show-stopping performance.

Inside, you'll find enough seats for you and four of your closest friends. Or, if you prefer, you and enough groceries to survive the apocalypse. Either way, you're set.

Now, onto the condition. It's good. Not 'good for a 2015', or 'good for a car with over 150,000 kms'. Just plain good. Like a sandwich from your favourite deli, or a compliment from a stranger.

But wait, there's more! With us, you won't just get a fabulous car, you'll also get a plethora of services. Need finance? We got you. How about an extended warranty? Consider it done. Test drives? Absolutely, just remember, it's not a spaceship, so keep it on the road, okay?

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