$20,888

Ladies and Gentlemen! Step right up and feast your eyes on this majestic beast of a vehicle, the 2016 Honda Civic VTi-S Sedan in the jaw-dropping hue of Midnight Burgundy. It's not just a car, it's a lifestyle statement, a declaration of sophistication, a testament to your unparalleled taste. A car so classy, it makes a cup of afternoon tea look like a can of soda!

This four-wheeled wonder is from the 10th generation of Honda Civic - a lineage so long and prestigious, it could be a guest on ''Who Do You Think You Are?''. And let's talk about that variant, shall we? VTi-S - that's not just a bunch of random letters, folks. It stands for 'Very Tremendously Impressive-Sedan'. Okay, maybe not, but it should, because that's exactly what it is!

The heart of this incredible machine is a 1.8i engine with 4 cylinders, which sounds like something out of a sci-fi film. It's not just an engine, it's a mechanical marvel, a masterpiece of engineering, a symphony of pistons and crankshafts that hums along with the efficiency of a Swiss watch. And with 106,502 kms on the odometer, it’s just getting warmed up - like a rock star who’s been on tour since the 70s and can still belt out the high notes.

The transmission? It's Constantly Variable. That's right. It's not just 'sometimes' variable. It's not 'when it feels like it' variable. It's CONSTANTLY variable, providing a seamless shifting experience smoother than a jazz saxophonist's solo.

Now, let's talk about fuel. This beauty runs on unleaded, because nothing but the best will do. And it comes in a sleek Sedan body that's as eye-catching as a peacock in a penguin colony. Enough room to comfortably seat 5 - or one clown and 20 of his closest friends.

And the condition? Good. Not just 'okay'. Not 'seen better days'. Good. Like a well-cooked steak, a well-tailored suit, or a well-told joke.

But wait, folks, there's more! We don't just want to sell you this car, we want to make your dreams come true. Need finance? We've got it. Want to take